• Traditional fries could soon be a tad more tiny in Belgium

    The frite could soon be 3cm smaller than normal.
    Lower levels of rainfall in the country are to blame as its hit potato crop yields.
    “Frites” are a signature Belgian dish, often eaten with mayonnaise.

  • A plastic tunnel has had rave reviews on Tripadvisor

    The walkway in Bude, Cornwall connects a Sainsbury’s supermarket to a nearby car park.
    It’s 70 meters long and the majority of reviews have branded it ‘excellent’.
    Some have posed for selfies in the tunnel with comments jokingly likening it to the Taj Mahal.

  • If you're looking to cut down on your drinking - listen up...

    This could be the beer for you - Speedway Stout Hawaiian Special Edition.
    The beverage is made with toasted coconut flakes, and rare coffee and vanilla beans.
    It has a staggering alcohol content of 12% - and at £22.50 per pint definitely will help you to drink responsibly.

  • A parrot has chirped expletives to a firefighter

    The foul mouthed bird launched a four letter tirade on top of a roof in London after it was being rescued.
    The macaw spent 3 days stuck on the top of the house in the northern suburb of Edmonton.
    After the verbal assault on the fireman - the bird then simply flew away.

  • A woman's holiday has been ruined

    A pensioner has made the news after complaining to Thomas Cook about her holiday.
    Freda Jackson wasn’t happy because the hotel that she stayed in SPAIN had too many Spaniards in it.
    She broke down in tears claiming she was nearly knocked down by rude natives & questioned why they can’t go elsewhere.

  • A man has made news headlines for his change of career

    Steve Stiert has been a software engineer for the past 25 years for IBM.
    But he says he’s found a new love for looking after … donkeys.
    He’s formed Donkey Park north of New York City & takes them to schools and nursing homes for people to experience their calming presence.

  • A man has admitted walking a PIG without a lead

    The offence was dealt with by a court in Norwich in the United Kingdom.
    The chap was spotted crossing a busy street in the city without keeping a proper hold over the piglet.
    Officers said they arrived to find a dog - which bit one of them - and the pig, which were both loose in the street.

  • A woman conned her husband that she was pregnant with twins

    The woman is said to have given birth at a hospital in Honduras - then claimed one of the babies had died.
    A funeral was held near the families home - but friends were suspicious.
    They decided to dig the coffin up - only to discover a DOLL dressed up as a baby inside.

  • Is this the best job in the world?

    Nutella are looking for 60 taste testers for their factory in Northern Italy.
    It’s a four hour week - which would be spread over two days.
    The company promises a competitive salary and claim no previous experience is necessary.

  • A shark has been disguised as a baby

    Why? Well it was an idea of thieves who stole it and placed it in a pram.
    The horn shark, called Miss Helen was nicked from Texas in the US but has since been recovered.
    The San Antonio Aquarium say the creature is now in quarantine and resting.